“Call me a busybody, and perhaps even mildly presumptuous, but I like the fact that you truly do seem to care about the people around you, underneath that bitter mask of yours. You show consideration, and that’s heartwarming. You’re not naive - which is easily the nicest word out there for ‘stupidity’ - which I think is great because you’re intelligent.

I’m not particularly sure about the third point, to be honest, so I’m going to do a complete 180 and tell you what I wished you didn’t do - that is, you refer to yourself as ‘someone like me’. I could be reading too much into things because I overthink, but hey. If I’m not, trust me on this - no one should ever deserve to refer to themselves at that.”