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asked:
[ text ↠ phallus queen ] do you remember that one time we were watching a horror flick and made so much noise that people thought we were having sex?
answered:
[ SMS ↝ phallus king ] ahh, and then the cops had to come because we were ‘disturbing the peace’
[ SMS ↝ phallus king ] did i call the cops when i caught them having sex in public? heeeell no.
[ SMS ↝ phallus king ] i stayed and filmed it. that’s what i did.
[ text ↠ phallus queen ] what did you do with the video after, though?
[ text ↠ phallus queen ] y'know what? i suggest we watch it. and make even louder noises.
[ text ↠ phallus queen ] and when they storm in with the cops, we’ll just munch on some microwave popcorn. maybe we could film their faces this time.
[ text ↠ phallus queen ] i’m an evil genius.